"'Well, what am I supposed to tell my kids if they see Miley's boobies?' Well here's what - first off, you stop using your mouth just to breathe through and shove hot wings in and you use it to have a discussion about healthy sexuality with them. 'Hey kids, mommies have mammary glands that are different from daddies. They're beautiful and a part of nature and unlike Daddy's sand dollar-y "scareolas", they serve a purpose that helps foster life.' Then you tell your kids you love them, tuck them into bed, and grow the fuck up! And try to establish significance in some other way than stirring up pointless bullshit! I also feel sorry for you, because if some asshole hadn't made you ashamed of your body, you wouldn't be trying to teach your children to be ashamed of theirs." - Chris Hardwick
