"I've been thinking about the gay thing actually ... You know they say statistically one in ten people are a little bit gay. I think it's more than that but that's what they say and I dunno why in life usually things that are statistically rare are so valued, right? Like diamonds or did you know that one in five thousand lobsters is born bright blue and it's so valuable and if you're a lobster fisherman and you get the blue lobster, you're like, oh my god, yes! I think the gay thing should be like that. Like if parents get a gay baby it should be like finding a four leaf clover. It should be like oh my god ... you got one! You should keep it! You should ... laminate it!" - Mae Martin
