953rd.

"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden




Photo is "Ragnarok" - from Stuart Patience.

952nd.

"My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me." - Thomas Jefferson



Photo is "Old Man" - from antipopularculture.

951st.

"The worst men often give the best advice." - P.J. Bailey




Photo is "Take my advice" - from akame.

950th.

"I drink to make other people interesting." - George Jean Nathan




Photo is "Jack wants a drink" - from dietcokewithdrawalsymptoms.

949th.

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." - Murphy's Corollaries




Photo is "The Paradox of Fools and Wise Men" - from emene.

948th.

"To be yourself, in a world that tries, night and day, to make you just like everybody else - is to fight the greatest battle ether ever is to fight, and never stop fighting." - e.e. cummings




Photo is "Just" - from pokahontazz.

947th.

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." - Snoopy




Photo is "Corporate Snoopy" - from itsnsz.

946th.

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'" - Issac Asimov




Photo is "Science" - from Lauren006.

945th.

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss




Photo is "Dr. Seuss-esque road" - from ross_ocal.

944th.

"'Ignorance is not a tragedy,' said Anton, 'merely an opportunity. But to know and refuse to know what you know, that is foolishness.'" - Orson Scott Card




Photo is "I wouldn't say you're stupid" - from jonniesaunders.