970th.

"Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Because it is the one thing that stops women from laughing at them." - John Fowles




Photo is "War War War" - from Atlantizzz.

969th.

"I used to smoke two packs a day and I just hate being a nonsmoker, so I will never consider myself that. Because I always feel smokers are the most interesting people at the table." - Michelle Pfeiffer




Photo is "What!" - from kardeniz.

968th.

"I only require three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid." - Dorothy Parker




Photo is "I'm With Stupid" - from _kaRd_.

967th.

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun." - Matt Groening




Photo is "Lemon" - from Michele Sylvester Photography.

966th.

"Heaven for climate. Hell for company." - Mark Twain




Photo is "Mark Twain" - from ethnicwibes.

965th.

"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." - Alexander Pope




Photo is "Walking the Dogs" - from Sam Mannaert.

964th.

"Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone and you are God." - Jean Rostand




Photo is "Hitchcock" - from loopy.

963rd.

"Every spring is the only spring, a perpetual astonishment." - Ellis Peters




Photo is "The spirit of spring" - from cyelz.

962nd.

"Learning to dislike children at an early age saves alot of expense and aggravation later in life." - Robert Byrne




Photo is "Harry Potter Kids" - from caughtintheflow.

961st.

"People with insufficient personalities are fond of cats. These people adore being ignored." - Henry Morgan




Photo is "Cat Lover" - from syxxsevn.