956th.

"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you." - J.M. Linsner




Photo is "In the sink" - from giovesf.

955th.

"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball




Photo is "Lucille Ball goes ice skating" - from kikisloane.

954th.

"There is a philosophical feeling that abolishing the leap seconds results in greater decoupling of the time scale from rotation of the Earth, and that is not a good thing. But we put up with daylight-savings time in the United States and China has one time zone for the entire country. My own feeling is that we all live with departures." - Dennis McCarthy
Daylight Savings Time Begins




Photo is "Map of the World" - from Old Clocks Print.

953rd.

"Beware the fury of the patient man." - John Dryden




Photo is "Ragnarok" - from Stuart Patience.

952nd.

"My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me." - Thomas Jefferson



Photo is "Old Man" - from antipopularculture.

951st.

"The worst men often give the best advice." - P.J. Bailey




Photo is "Take my advice" - from akame.

950th.

"I drink to make other people interesting." - George Jean Nathan




Photo is "Jack wants a drink" - from dietcokewithdrawalsymptoms.

949th.

"It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious." - Murphy's Corollaries




Photo is "The Paradox of Fools and Wise Men" - from emene.

948th.

"To be yourself, in a world that tries, night and day, to make you just like everybody else - is to fight the greatest battle ether ever is to fight, and never stop fighting." - e.e. cummings




Photo is "Just" - from pokahontazz.

947th.

"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." - Snoopy




Photo is "Corporate Snoopy" - from itsnsz.