809th.

"You're only as healthy as you feel." - Taxi Driver




Photo is "Cool and Creative 3d Art" - from Eric Testroete.

808th.

"We are waitresses at the banquet of life!" - The Rose




Photo is "A lovely banquet" - from SteadyEddie.

807th.

"I'm madly in love with and it's not because of your brains or your personality." - Little Miss Sunshine




Photo is "Sunshine" - from omnispirit.

806th.

"I need some genital to genital connections!" - The 40-Year-Old Virgin




Photo is "Sex" - from keksmx.

805th.

"There are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you." - Anchorman




Photo is "The legend" - from caughtintheflow.

804th.

"Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day." - Napoleon Dynamite




Photo is "Jealous" - from ethnicwibes.

803rd.

"I may be bad... but I feel gooood." - Army of Darkness




Photo is "Bad Words Experiment: Ice Cream" - from jotamatinez.

802nd.

"Now I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties." - True Romance




Photo is "Heart volume" - from Ann Amsterdam.

801st.

"The world is full o' complainers. An' the fact is, nothin' comes with a guarantee." - Blood Simple




Photo is "The only guarantee" - from illpadrino.

800th.

"I have had people walk out on me before, but now when I was being so charming." - Blade Runner




Photo is "Feathered Masquerade" - from Cleoburr.